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boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

1 hour ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 358,388 notes

xv7:

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth

1 hour ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 275,017 notes
Tagged as: #funny #fav 
Cooler-coloured sweatersYeon-in
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1 hour ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 6,638 notes

yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

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2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 159,033 notes
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...Up to something.
2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 202,181 notes
Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 196,252 notes
emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 65,271 notes
reallylameblog:

I will never move

reallylameblog:

I will never move

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 42 notes
Tagged as: #QT 

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 118,632 notes

korra:

people talking about how all modern art looks the same as if every portrait of a chunky white colonial person hanging in the met doesnt look the same too

3 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 3,270 notes

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

3 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 345,162 notes
life-i-dont-need-such-a-thing:

philplz:

is that dan and phil

SO I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THINKING THAT

life-i-dont-need-such-a-thing:

philplz:

is that dan and phil

SO I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THINKING THAT

3 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 189,450 notes

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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3 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 43,479 notes
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kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

3 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 22,624 notes